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I just found out that checking your credit score actually LOWERS your credit rating. Seriously? That`s like every time you look in the mirror, you get a little bit uglier.
They say in the near future computers will become more intelligent than people, really, the near future? I walk down the street and see girls who struggle with the difference between orange and tanned, guys who have no idea how a belt works, and all of them with less language skills then the average trained chimp. Computers? Hell I’ve got an alarm clock that’s smarter than most of them right now.
The length of your "About me" section on Facebook is directly proportional to how annoying you are in real life.
feels like I`m forgetting to flip someone off today.
Any hedge can be a maze if you are drunk enough.
says if you don`t like the way I live my life, than there is some good news... you aren`t me!!
I’m mad, but not as mad as someone asking to see the rules in the middle of a monopoly game.
Getting back with your ex is pretty much the same as taking a shower, getting out, and putting back on the same old dirty underwear.
Next time a guy says he wants to fight you, just say "not in that outfit!" and roller skate away
It`s always nice to be called Pretty in the morning. So what if he was hiding behind the trash wearing no pants.
HR have advised that I’m not allowed to ask my chubby co-workers if they ate my missing stapler.
My last request: At my funeral, someone come up at the end and padlock my coffin shut, just to freak everyone out.
I don’t understand why drunk me always seems to have more money than sober me.