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1. It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them......the police call it indecent exposure but whatever.
   
2. Please either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it`s your choice.
   
3. “It would take too long to explain…” Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
   
4. If it rains on a dream catcher, does that make it a wet dream catcher?
   
5. Sometimes I miss being in a relationship, but then I look at my wallet and I feel alright again.
   
6. a friend will calm you down when you`re angry a best friend will run beside you with a baseball bat shouting, "somebody`s gonna get it!"
   
7. My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on.
   
8. I`ve just realised that I`ve got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat.
   
9. Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can`t do is pick up it`s own poop. You`re just a poop collector.
   
10. Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible
    
11. just bought 400 copies of Hoarders: Season 1. Not sure what to do with them.
    
12. For some reason, I`m an extremely secretive person. Don`t ask me why!
    
13. Divorce... The most common home improvement project.
    
14. People say I`m too patronising (that means I treat them as if they`re stupid).
    
    
    
    
    
    

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