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I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks.
3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday...
I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day & accidentally wipe her hands on her dress.
There’s a bald spot in my yard so I’m gonna let the grass around it grow really long and then do a comb-over.
It`s hard to trust humans; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
If you`re going take a bathroom picture, at least clean it off. I can`t see anything through all the toothpaste.
There is nothing like sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating Cheetos. ...I sure hope they let me back in Walmart.
Even if your life was a total waste of space, there’s always hope that you’ll die in a weird enough way to make a CSI episode.
To skip any youtube ad just change ‘youtube’ to ‘youtubeskip’ in the url of any video. You’re welcome.
Wait, carjacking doesn`t mean masturbating in my vehicle? Then no, I didn`t get arrested for carjacking.
Sometimes it takes me a full 8 hours to get nothing done.
No one thinks the screenshot of your text messages are as funny as you do. No one.
The problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven`t had any yet.