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1. Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
   
2. Delete cookies? Why on Earth would I want to do that?! I LOVE COOKIES
   
3. Is it wrong to tell a knock knock joke to a homeless person ?
   
4. I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you.
   
5. Whoever said your harshest critic is yourself was clearly never married.
   
6. Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You`re welcome
   
7. People who say 45 minutes past the hour must be the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 month olds
   
8. Some of my best memories are naps.
   
9. Marriage Tip: If your husband is watching golf, show him you`re interested by repeatedly asking "why doesn`t our lawn ever look that nice?"
   
10. I`m no auto mechanic but I`m pretty good at letting people who drive behind me know whether or not they need new brakes
    
11. This beer sure tastes like I`m on vacation next week!
    
12. Balloons are so weird... "happy birthday, here`s a plastic sack of my breath"
    
13. All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream.
    
14. I’m still kind of pissed they never told us how to get to Sesame Street.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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