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1. If you just got invited to do something on New Year`s Eve, it means someone else cancelled.
   
2. I left work in slow motion but it didn’t blow up behind me.
   
3. If I had a time machine I`d go back to 900 A.D. and just scare the sh!t out of people with an electric toothbrush.
   
4. Once your pants catch fire, the fact that you`re lying becomes less important.
   
5. Oh, you think you have relationship problems? Try separating me from my bed in the morning...
   
6. NEWS FLASH: Man arrested for having sex with a tree.....Police confirm he had wood!!!
   
7. That moment when you run into a spider web and suddenly become a karate master.
   
8. The only F word out a woman`s mouth that scares me is "fine."
   
9. I like wearing glasses because I like to dramatically remove them before I say something profound. Doing that with contacts doesn`t have the same effect.
   
10. Well I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I`d say my people skills are improving.
    
11. The only hunger games i care about involve plastic hippos.
    
12. I want to lose weight, but I don`t want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams.
    
13. It´s never to late to be happy
    
14. Some people live life in the fast lane. You’re in oncoming traffic.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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