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1. My dog acts like his entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
   
2. I`m like a kid in a candy store. I can`t afford anything.
   
3. The average fight between men lasts 3 minutes. The average fight between women lasts 17 years.
   
4. So what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
   
5. A cop just pulled me over -- asking if I knew my tail light was out? I said, `Uh uh. I drive on the inside of my car`
   
6. Fact: Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years.
   
7. Dropping a can of soda and sticking it back in the fridge all shaken up for the next person to open is not as funny when you live by yourself.
   
8. You know what`s the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
   
9. Of course bears sh!t in the woods, they do most of their stuff in the woods, very few bears own a house.
   
10. You`re telling me, a chicken fried this rice
    
11. Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
    
12. I like to gaze up at the stars at night and think about how somewhere there is intelligent life that hates doing laundry as much as I do.
    
13. Posting a status update before responding to someone`s text is the easiest way to let them know how unimportant they are.
    
14. I hate to call it "one night stands"... I prefer the term "auditions"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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