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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. The awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are bouncing …. and you’re a guy.
  2. You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
  3. i spend 800% off my life exaggerating
  4. That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to Bounce of 3 walls, Knock over a lamp and kill a cat.
  5. I tried stuff once. It was horrible.
  6. Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.
  7. I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don`t know if they`re showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner.
  8. When you have the opportunity to become a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious.
  9. I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb.
  10. next time you`re at a movie point at the screen when a scene with extras are on and say to your buddy "look, there i am!" and see how many people look over at you in awe.
  11. College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times.
  12. Some people are just pure evil...I should know because I`m one of them.
  13. I wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There`s ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
  14. Guess it`s time to get to the part of the day I hate... the part which requires pants.




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