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1. Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know.
   
2. I have thought a lot about it and I am thrilled to announce that I have decided to never die.
   
3. I do procrastinate more than I should, but it always gives me something to do tomorrow...
   
4. Why I stay slim? I once was forced to pay for two plane tickets, one for a person who wasn`t travelling with me. That`s why.
   
5. Do one thing every day that scares you. Or one thing that scares other people.
   
6. When in doubt, take a nap.
   
7. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
   
8. Go ahead caller 9!!
   
9. My therapist says I am too preoccupied by vengeance.... We`ll see about that.
   
10. Ladies, Admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think "Wow, these are Awesome!"
    
11. You know it`s a really good bar when there`s a couple outside breaking up.
    
12. Smile. It makes people wonder what you´re up to.
    
13. I decided to bury the hatchet with that neighbor I never got along with. After all, it is the murder weapon.
    
14. I’m trisexual, as in, I’ll try to have sex with you.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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