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1. I bet you $567.89 you can’t guess how much I owe my bookie.
   
2. They should create an app that makes your cellphone go “ahhhhhhhh” when you plug it in.
   
3. Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
   
4. So no pizza place on Ninja Turtles ever questioned the delivery address being “The Sewer”
   
5. People assume when I yawn that I’ve lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested.
   
6. My internet went down last week...so I talked to my family....thank goodness the internet came back
   
7. Sad Fact- Boobie traps seldom involve boobies.
   
8. When life hands you lemons it should only remind you to buy more tequila, life is as simple as that.
   
9. For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up.
   
10. I just saw a guy take a bite of Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart first! Sir, we live in a society with rules, please adhere to them.
    
11. The difference between your house smelling like delicious popcorn or burnt a$$ is around 24 seconds ..
    
12. Don`t ask me what I did today, neither of us want to hear it out loud.
    
13. Personal trainer said we`re going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese...He hates me.
    
14. I went by the Gym today. Its the third time this week............. One of these day`s I might actually go in.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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