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1. If you bend over and place your ear next to a girls vagina , you can clearly hear her say "WTF are you Doing!"
   
2. Just woke up next to my bed. Not sure if I fell out or didn`t quite make it in.
   
3. I hate it when I walk through a metal detector, and my abs of steel set it off.
   
4. So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
   
5. Got interrupted downloading the new version of iTunes by a pop up that asked if I wanted to download the even newer version of iTunes.
   
6. I’m right 97% of the time…who cares about the other 4%.
   
7. You call it "Road Rage". I call it "Aggressively maneuvering around a$$holes that don`t know how to f*cking drive."
   
8. I`m no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him.
   
9. Carfax but for people
   
10. I want to put a bib on a baby that says "This dumbass put my cape on backwards." lol
    
11. i`m my own therapist...which explains so much.
    
12. I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
    
13. Long story short, I love summaries
    
14. Every morning I swallow a piece of paper that says "Keep up the good work fellas!!" just in case I die and the doctors have to do an autopsy on me
    
    
    
    
    
    

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