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1. Going to drink straight from the carton because I`m a badass!
   
2. I don`t get offered drugs nearly as often as D.A.R.E. said I would.
   
3. Online dating is like shopping for a car online... show me the carfax!! I wanna see the history!
   
4. Great. Trapped in an elevator with a dead body again. Well not exactly dead yet but he`s making noises with his gum
   
5. Sex ed class should be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours while watching the same cartoon on repeat.
   
6. is spending my children´s inheritance.
   
7. Some people see a glass as half empty. Some see a glass as half full. Most need to get a life & do something besides stare at glasses.
   
8. I hope to get to the point in my life where I’m not excited about finding change on the ground.
   
9. My life is a very complicated drinking game
   
10. I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me.
    
11. You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list.
    
12. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
    
13. *calling pizza place* "Hello?" Your pizza tastes like cardboard "Are you sure you`re not eating the box again?" *long pause* *click*
    
14. I just don`t get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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