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1. I`m actually a really good driver, when Facebook is down.
   
2. For every bad idea you have, I’m always there to tell you…I’m in.
   
3. I watch CSI for the great tips they give out.
   
4. When I buy a horse, I`ll call it `MY FACE`..imagine all the ladies screaming `come on my face`
   
5. My wife said I can definitely have a man cave, if that`s what I want to start calling the hall closet.
   
6. If a girl bangs ten dudes in a year she is a slut. If a guy done he`s gay. Definitely gay.
   
7. I hate it when you can’t find your phone because you left it someplace stupid like in the car or your non-dominant hand.
   
8. I’m not shy, I’m just really good out figuring out who is not worth talking to.
   
9. After the doctor left the exam room from my prostate exam. The nurse came in with three words I didn`t want to hear. "Who was that?"
   
10. I`ll never forget the first time I saw a dry erase board, "Wow" I thought, "that`s remarkable"
    
11. Hell hath no fury like a hungry me.
    
12. I have heard of women that aren`t crazy, but I`ve also heard of Unicorns.
    
13. If it was not for electricity, we would all be watching T.V. by candle light.
    
14. American Sniper proves that not even being in an active war zone will prevent your spouse from calling you at work.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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