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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else`s house.
  2. You say peeping tom. I say highly active member of the neighborhood watch.
  3. Me: spends 12 hours comparing teams before completing NCAA bracket, loses $50. GF: Spends 5 minutes picking teams with "cute" mascot names, wins $1000.
  4. The problem with some people is that they`re breathing.
  5. The next time there`s an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
  6. I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas.
  7. my ex-girlfriend is a famous porn star. But would she be pissed if she found out.
  8. My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.
  9. BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.
  10. This recliner and I go way back.
  11. hates when I´m singing along with the radio and the artist messes up the words!
  12. Home alone… Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!
  13. Nothing says “friend zone” quite like a woman saying “you’re like a brother to me.” Unless you’re from Alabama.
  14. I`m glad I don`t work in an office. I can only imagine the smell at lunch time when everybody opens their egg salad sandwiches today.




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