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1. The naughty me makes the nice me giggle.
   
2. Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.
   
3. Stress balls work really well when you shove them down someone`s throat.
   
4. Sometimes, I`ll start a text with "lol" if it might be a sensitive subject. Like, "lol it`d be cool if you moved out."
   
5. Running feels great unless you compare it to not running
   
6. The Never Ending Story should`ve been a movie about a phone call from my Mother
   
7. You`re the kind of friend I text when I`m pooping and need something to do.
   
8. My ex warned me that I would never find a girl like her again....THANK GOD!
   
9. I just accidentally opened the door for a Jehovah`s Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away.
   
10. I was called sexist today. So..i said i think ur mistaken...its pronounced sexy! LOL
    
11. Just once I want someone to make a movie that’s sideways on the screen so I can watch it laying down without getting a kink in my neck.
    
12. Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed
    
13. Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree.
    
14. Shouldn`t old people drive faster than everyone else since they have less time left to waste?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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