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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
  2. Did you ever notice that the doctor’s bill is always a lot more readable than the doctor’s prescription?
  3. That awkward moment when you make a Harry Potter reference and none of your Muggle friends get it.
  4. Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
  5. I don`t like thinking before I say something. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth
  6. After committing a crime, always carry a fire extinguisher. No one gets stopped while running with a fire extinguisher.
  7. I stayed at a really nice, really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.
  8. Just seen a homeless dude with a sign that said “too ugly to prostitute”
  9. eHarmony matched me with a bean bag chair with duct tape on it
  10. My phone tried to autocorrect "f*cking" to "f*ck king," and I was like hell yeah I am.
  11. To a musician, a g-string means something completely different than it does to me. .
  12. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
  13. Today`s the day I like to sneak onto the intercom at Walmart and say "would Jason Voorhees please report to aisle 13."
  14. I licked some of the frosting, but then I just ate the whole cake. No evidence. Problem solved.




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