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1. At first, I had my doubts about using autocorrect. But my new phone probed me wrong. PROVED DAMNIT! PROVED!
   
2. You’re going to make some cats very happy one day.
   
3. I’ll call it a “smart phone” the day I yell, “Where’s my phone?!” and it answers, “I’m here! Under your covers!”
   
4. Has anyone EVER checked to see how the room or wall behind them looks before taking and posting 50 selfies?!
   
5. Hate is too powerful an emotion to waste on somebody you don`t even like.
   
6. A Positive attitude may not solve all our problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!
   
7. I wish they made barstools with seat belts and dual side airbags.
   
8. All alcohol will make my clothes fall off… tequila just makes that happen in public.
   
9. Sometime when I`m home alone I like to fill my bathtub with spaghetti and pretend I`m a meatball.!
   
10. Whoever said "sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you" has obviously never been hit with a dictionary.
    
11. That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you`re innocent".
    
12. I see you’re playing stupid. Looks like you’re winning too.
    
13. And today I learned to never ask a woman how she dye`s her roots black.
    
14. I sneak alcohol into work because I`m a problem solver.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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