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1. A zip line but from the sofa to the fridge
   
2. Business Plan: 1. Hold sign that says "Free Hugs" 2. Whisper during the hug, "it`s $50 to let go"
   
3. take me drunk i`m home
   
4. Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first.
   
5. Girls here`s how to tell if a guy wants you for sex - 1: He does
   
6. Does all this status updating make my ego look fat?
   
7. Just been wondering what "please Do Not Touch" would be in Braille
   
8. Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up.
   
9. Wearing my pajamas to Walmart. I don`t want to attract any attention.
   
10. I go from "Hard to get" to "Hard to get rid of" in 6 beers flat.
    
11. is wondering why books on "how to make women happy" arent displayed in the fiction section
    
12. This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she’s never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.
    
13. I wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There`s ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
    
14. I’m in a rush to go home and do absolutely nothing.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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