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1. "Don`t try this at home" encourages people to try it at another`s home instead.
   
2. I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
   
3. I am sorry I had feelings. I`ll replace them with jokes right away.
   
4. Ever gotten that awkward feeling? ..like the one when you realize you`re chewing on a BORROWED pencil?
   
5. It`s never too late to follow your dreams. Unless your dream is to be a child actor, in which case yes, it`s too late.
   
6. Don’t look unless you’re prepared to see.
   
7. I`m scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I`ll run them under cold water for half a second
   
8. Just spent the last 30 minutes cutting a Batman mask off the back of a box of Honey Nut Cheerios & my kid thinks he`s gonna get to wear it.
   
9. My wife asked about my wildest sex fantasy, but she got pissed when I told her. I probably shouldn’t have started w/ “After your funeral...”
   
10. I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas…
    
11. Asking me if I’m hungry, is like asking me if I like money.
    
12. I found that 99% of the time, when I`m not listening, just saying "that`s some bullshi*t" makes them happy.
    
13. I hate it when someone turns the light on while I`m sleeping and I`m like O_-
    
14. I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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