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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. My New Year`s resolution is to spend more time wishing my enemies were dead.
  2. My friend named her female dog Karma... Karmas a bitch.
  3. I can`t afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair.
  4. It`s like my kids don`t even believe how cool I was in the 80s.
  5. The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. "Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you."
  6. The doctors say im going to be ok. I must warn you the dyson ball cleaner has a very misleading name.
  7. Just changed my wireless network name in my apartment to "I can hear you having sex through the ceiling and it sounds mediocre."
  8. Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities"
  9. When I see a cute couple making out I yell, ” I knew you’re seeing somebody else!” and run crying.
  10. I need a better plan of action when my phone rings than throwing it.
  11. It`s never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she`s on a whole other level.
  12. It makes me sad that the closest I`ll ever get to `hulking out` is splitting my trousers when I bend over.
  13. Since light travels faster than sound, isn`t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
  14. If you love something, feed it so much that it get’s too fat for anyone else to want.




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