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Monday January 20, 2025



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  1. You all take typos way too serious, you gays.
  2. My 6 yo just chugged a bottle of water in 30 seconds. Now I`m fearful of her college days.
  3. HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they`re transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise.
  4. I was just awarded the first place trophy for laziness. All I need now is for someone to accept it on my behalf.
  5. He died doing what he loved: telling me I`m overreacting.
  6. We should`ve let the guy who named oranges keep naming other stuff.
  7. Playing dead on the couch all day in case a bear attacks. That`s not lazy, that`s proactive.
  8. I don`t think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work
  9. When I`m in a good mood I act like I`m I`m in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
  10. eHarmony should be more like Amazon “customers who slept with Tina172 also slept with LuvinLife_83, TaintMisbehavin, and Cat_Lover03?.
  11. For over 20 years, I thought Bon Jovi gave love a Band-Aid
  12. Confession #156: I always prepare myself before stepping on the escalator
  13. Join us in calling for a total ban of people. They are extremely dangerous. If you know any people, report them at once to the authorities.
  14. Tips for Guys on Valentine`s Day: Tell your girl you already got something and make her guess. She`ll automatically list things she wants.