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1. Got in touch with my inner self this morning. That`s the LAST time I buy single ply toilet paper.
   
2. Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
   
3. You can`t lick any part of your reflection except your tongue.
   
4. Rapper; "I`m killing them snitches, smacking then bitches, smokin blunts and f*ckin hoes!" *wins award* Rapper: "I just wanna thank god.."
   
5. If you don`t give a f*ck then why you telling everybody?
   
6. Remember, pretty much all of the “tough guys” you see on TV and movies were theater majors in college.
   
7. I like people... From a distance.
   
8. My kids are always accusing me of having a "favorite child" which is ridiculous because I don`t really like any of them.
   
9. Patience is what I have when there are too many witnesses.
   
10. I`m no expert, but I`m pretty sure a lot of economic problems could be solved by extending the McDonald`s breakfast menu back out to 11am.
    
11. I dont need to control my anger everyone around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off!
    
12. Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers
    
13. They`ve been farting with my facebook again. It`s like the old days when the the girl you woke up with wasn`t the one you went to bed with.
    
14. The sad part about seeing any shopper at Walmart with a blue tooth, is that normally it is that shopper`s only tooth.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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