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1. Don`t rush me, I`m waiting until the last minute.
   
2. If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, the only thing that can cheer you up is bringing somebody else down with you.
   
3. My door is always open. So please feel free to leave.
   
4. Hard butter is the devil.
   
5. Why do they call a grapefruit a grapefruit? I mean there is already a fruit called a grape!!
   
6. Its all sh!ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh!ts
   
7. If you rearrange the letters of "postmen" they get really pissed off.
   
8. You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
   
9. my mom and I have so much in common..she doesn`t listen and niether do I :p
   
10. I hate when I`m about to hug somebody really sexy and my face hits the mirror!!
    
11. I`m alone in my car ... Counting it as a vacation.
    
12. I asked my wife what women really want, she said attentive lovers. Or maybe she said "a tent of lovers." I wasn`t really listening.
    
13. My favorite part of seeing someone I know in public is pretending I didn’t.
    
14. I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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