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1. Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
   
2. My wife and I are dieting now… and by dieting, I mean we’re not telling each other about the junk food we eat.
   
3. A dog running a hundred miles to retrieve a stick? That`s pretty far-fetched.
   
4. Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 20.
   
5. Congratulations, U.S. Government, you are now officially more embarrassing than Miley Cyrus
   
6. has often thought that what doesn’t kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.
   
7. I`ve started an elimination diet, It`s where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
   
8. I am finally old enough to realize my father was right, but now my kids think I am wrong.
   
9. Single ladies, stop saying you should just give up & get a cat , if no man wants you , don`t force an innocent cat to live with you..
   
10. Best thing = Waking up, looking in your refrigerator and seeing a pizza box.
    
11. Sometimes I feel moderately intelligent. Other times I have to sing the “ABCs” in my head to remember which letter comes next.
    
12. Save some time and just put your Taco Bell directly in the toilet.
    
13. When one door closes another one opens. Or you could just re-open the closed door. Because that’s how doors work.
    
14. I feel like a nickle in the March of Dimes.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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