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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. My New Year`s resolution is to spend more time wishing my enemies were dead.
  2. India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday… That’s a heck of a place to put a call center.
  3. Don`t rush me. I`m waiting for the last minute.
  4. I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.
  5. My car doesn’t have a passenger airbag but don’t worry, if we get in an accident all the McDonalds napkins in the glove box will cushion you
  6. I have the body of a God. Unfortunately, it`s Buddha.
  7. Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord.
  8. When nobody`s home, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house.
  9. When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from overexcitement.
  10. Morning comes in 3 sizes: 1) Early. 2) Too early. 3) Way too early
  11. Ghetto word of the day: "Bishop", My girlfriend fell down, So I picked that bishop.
  12. St Patricks Day, when you can eat lucky charms dowsed in beer and everyone thinks..great idea!
  13. Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please, take them off.
  14. Texting while sitting at a stop light: Helping save lives every day by preventing T-bone collisions with drivers who run red lights. Because of that extra minute it takes for you to realize that the light has turned green, the driver who has no regard for the safety of others entering the intersection legally, can now safely clear the intersection without causing a collision. For this, we thank you.




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