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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. If you bend over and place your ear next to a girls vagina , you can clearly hear her say "WTF are you Doing!"
  2. People that use statistics in everyday arguments are a$$holes 100% of the time.
  3. Girls don`t dress for boys, they dress for themselves... If girls dressed for boys, they`d just walk around naked all the time.
  4. I don`t always drink beer. But when I do, I always lie about not always drinking beer.
  5. The first guy who bought pants had to go to the store without pants on, that`s just science
  6. A poem about me: I hate mornings. I wish I was drunk. The End.
  7. Dating a single mother is like pressing continue on some one elses saved game
  8. My new year`s resolution is to stop making new year`s resolutions.
  9. No horror movie can surpass the sensation of touching your pockets and not feeling your cell phone.
  10. I don’t use Siri because I have to deal with enough women who have no personality and know everything.
  11. I`m more of a "the glass is half shattered into a million tiny pieces" person.
  12. I like to reward myself for getting up on time by laying in bed for another 20 minutes.
  13. Apparently I misunderstood it when I was told to "expose yourself to other cultures."
  14. Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don’t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!




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