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1. Reasons to get out of bed: Food.
   
2. feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
   
3. After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. At least for the pictures...
   
4. I`m afraid to hug fat girls....what if they`re hungry?
   
5. Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out...you have issues bro
   
6. I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point when she turned around and found out I was walking her home.
   
7. Some people have goals of conquering the world! My goal is to sleep through the night without having to get up and pee!
   
8. Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
   
9. Don`t apologize because you haven`t posted in a while. No one cared.
   
10. Scratch and Sniff Here [____] …Smells like glass, doesn’t it
    
11. If you`re going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10am, don`t be open.
    
12. They don`t say "Get down Mr. President" anymore. Now they just shout, "Donald Duck!"
    
13. When people ask me for advice, I tell them, “Use your best judgment,” which they clearly don’t have if they are asking me for advice.
    
14. It`s the little things in life that count, like pills.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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