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1. "I`d like a bowl of soup please." "Any sides?" "I hope so, or it`ll go EVERYWHERE."
   
2. If you look in the mirror and say "Taylor Swift" three times, she magically appears then breaks up with you. What do u know next? You`re a song!
   
3. Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun/
   
4. Some people should be very grateful I don`t have mob connections.
   
5. I flunked anger management class.
   
6. Don`t believe everything you think.
   
7. I know money talks but I wish mine had a better vocabulary instead of just ‘Spend me’.
   
8. To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart, if you wonder how those condoms got in your cart, you’re welcome.
   
9. This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites: “Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken.”
   
10. Know your customer. Think like an idiot.
    
11. Say what you want about the porn industry. But they are hard workers.
    
12. I`m uncomfortable sharing my feelings with you but completely comfortable standing next to a complete stranger while urinating. - Guys.
    
13. My Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling somewhere laughing at me.
    
14. Please be careful on the roads. Lots of people are drinking exsessively and letting their wives drive.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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