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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. Life can be like Chess sometimes. I don`t know how to play Chess.
  2. You notice how no faith-healers have stepped forward to help out with the ebola crisis in Africa......
  3. That logical moment when you`re watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven`t taken him away from his parents yet.
  4. All the guys in working out photos look like they`re straining or in pain, but there`s lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy. Just saying.
  5. How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
  6. If I had a dollar for everytime i thought of you, I would start thinking about you!
  7. If you can say "I made six figures last year," you either have a well paying job or you`re the worst employee at a toy factory
  8. My Ex texted me."please delete my number."I replied,"Who`s this??"
  9. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
  10. Unless you fell on the treadmill, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
  11. If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end call, we would all have no friends.
  12. If you cannot FACE your problem, then the problem is your FACE.
  13. I hate when I wake up in a strange house, & have to go outside to look at a license plate to figure out what state I`m in.
  14. Technically, every picture is a before picture.




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