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1. Honestly, I have no idea what the f*ck I`ll do with 5 hours of energy.
   
2. Damn it. I missed the number of the day on Sesame Street and now I don`t know how many pills to take.
   
3. Not sure if my dog is barking for no reason or I’m about to be murdered.
   
4. You really understand how drunk you are when you`re peeing...
   
5. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I`m alright, but I feel like, well, like I`ve dyed a little inside.
   
6. I know you`re the instructor but I`ve seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
   
7. You know you are getting old when people keep telling you how young you look.
   
8. Every Chrysler commercial should begin with them apologizing for the PT Cruiser.
   
9. Okay, If we get caught here’s the story…
   
10. I`m not a bitch, I just have a low bullsh!t tolerance.
    
11. Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh crap! It’s the cops!”?
    
12. Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to "unstable".
    
13. And today I learned to never ask a woman how she dye`s her roots black.
    
14. Ran into a former supervisor from my last job today, kept driving.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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