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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. Going to drink straight from the carton because I`m a badass!
  2. I’m sorry I’m late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the f**k he was protecting his eyes from.
  3. I`m changing my voicemail greeting to: Please hang up and text me, thanks. ;)
  4. Guys, want to find out all of your flaws in under a minute? Just ask your girlfriend if she`s gained weight.
  5. Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can`t remember the lyrics.
  6. Holy sh!t! I just opened a bag of cheddar and sour cream Ruffles and one of the chips was plain. This is a sign, man. God is going to smite all of us f*ckers with his wrath and send us to all to burn in the eternal flames of... Sorry. Just one side of the chip was plain. Carry on.
  7. why me is me ?
  8. My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
  9. It`s such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared...
  10. Didn`t leave home today. It was too peopley out there.
  11. If you`re behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you`re not a threat by gently kissing their neck.
  12. I`ve got big plans for the weekend. If things go well, come Monday morning I`m gonna need a chiropractor, a psychiatrist, a priest and bail money.
  13. Divorce is what happens when two people win an argument.
  14. So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with "Maybe next time" wasn`t the best response. Who knew?




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