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1. If Jehovah`s witnesses brought pizza and beer with them, I`d gladly let them in to spend an afternoon chatting about religion.
   
2. My 83 year old neighbor got pulled over for speeding. She told the cop she had to hurry before she forgot where she was going.
   
3. It appears that autocorrect has become my worst enema.
   
4. FYI: Real hippos at the zoo don’t eat marbles. They should post a sign or something.
   
5. I love you more than I hate everyone else.
   
6. If my "check engine" light would check my wallet, it would know there`s nothing I can do about it.
   
7. Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?
   
8. I think today I`m going to cut off the sleeves of my snuggie and walk around the neighborhood pretending I`m in a Clint Eastwood western movie.
   
9. Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can’t make coffee.
   
10. 500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
    
11. So far the "couch" part of couch-to-5k is easily my favorite.
    
12. If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I would start thinking about you.
    
13. I wonder if birds look at planes and think "man, I`ve really got to hit the gym"
    
14. I`ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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