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1. Screw it, I’m starting Friday now.
   
2. I`ll tell you what a woman wants. She wants you to drag her to the bedroom, toss her down, and do the dishes and laundry while she takes a nap.
   
3. Things I`ve learned: There`s no cool way to chase after a bouncing ping-pong ball.
   
4. If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 7 am is sexy... Then yeah, I`m your guy.
   
5. i dont drink any more and yet again i dont any less either
   
6. You can`t make me believe there`s a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers.
   
7. Why does `beans` only mean secret when it`s "Don`t spill the beans?" Why can`t I say I have a dirty little beans to tell you?
   
8. A clean house is the sign of a broken computer !
   
9. I will give you unconditional love as soon as you meet my list of demands.
   
10. Not everything on CNN is fake news. Some of it is commercials.
    
11. Things could be worse ... sex could be fattening
    
12. Have you ever wondered if Dora is smuggling drugs in her backpack?
    
13. I`m so proud of myself, I spent all night putting my Christmas decorations up myself.. I`m now at the hospital having them removed
    
14. Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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