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Monday January 20, 2025



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. Oh my gosh! It`s a Hot Wheels car! Something you never want to hear during a prostate exam.
  2. I like to drink while I clean and that`s how I found out what Febreze tastes like.
  3. If others are jealous, you’re doing something right.
  4. the WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly
  5. Whoever said your harshest critic is yourself was clearly never married.
  6. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I`m totally flexible.
  7. Eat breakfast: Check...Pay Phone: Check...Conquer the world: Still Pending...
  8. I don`t quite get women who have like 15 bridesmaids. I don`t even like 15 people altogether in my life.
  9. I changed siri to a male voice and now my car keeps taking me to strip clubs and auto parts stores
  10. Wait, carjacking doesn`t mean masturbating in my vehicle? Then no, I didn`t get arrested for carjacking.
  11. Kinda like Facebook, I wish I could ‘hide’ people in real life.
  12. I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
  13. am a bomb technician...anytime you see me running. Try keep it up
  14. With all the new car technology you would think someone could invent a side mirror that could show where an object actually appears.