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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I`d just laugh and search with them.
  2. Maybe vodka is addicted to me
  3. Why can`t I get service in my own home, but the god damn Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan!?
  4. Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
  5. When you consider names for your baby, it`s important to try out the middle name in an angry voice.
  6. I`m always extra nice to the weird kid, so one day he`ll spare my life when he finally snaps.
  7. If I am home alone, there`s a 99% chance I`m naked.
  8. Gaining weight while you owe me money is a big sign of disrespect.
  9. How do I like my eggs? ... Ummm, in a cake
  10. You’ve never truly lived until someone has posted a sign because of something you’ve done.
  11. "Truth or dare" should be renamed to "Interrogation or Humiliation"
  12. A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up alongside him and say, "It`s okay, I think we lost him."
  13. Shout out to all the girls who don`t have to dress half naked to get a man`s attention. Stay classy! And the rest of you come with me.
  14. I just hope people who say "Jesus is my co-pilot" realize he`s a 1st century carpenter with no time in a flight simulator.




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