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1. I would like to think that I`ll die heroic death saving someone`s life but it`s more likely I`ll trip over my shoelaces and choke on a spoonful of Nutella.
   
2. Know why a room full of married people looks so empty? There’s not a Single person in it…
   
3. When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?
   
4. "How much for the man cave?" "Sir that`s a doghouse." "Can you install cable?"
   
5. The problem with working from home is the absence of sexual harassment.
   
6. This status is mine....I licked it.
   
7. Sometimes, talking to a woman requires a translator.
   
8. I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
   
9. I don`t wanna be told what to do unless I`m naked
   
10. I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.
    
11. You can usually judge a women`s hotness by how many times your girlfriend calls her a whore.
    
12. Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.
    
13. "You should`ve come with us!" well, inviting me would`ve helped..
    
14. Nothing sadder than the look on my dogs face when I drop food from the table and they realize it`s lettuce.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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