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1. My goal today is to lose this hangover and earn another
   
2. In a weird twist,,, The longer I stay at home,,, The more homeless I look.
   
3. Stress balls work really well when you shove them down someone`s throat.
   
4. Why can’t the shower just naturally keep itself clean?
   
5. Perhaps we should hold elections on the last Friday of November, with polling stations at Walmart, Target and Apple
   
6. Dear Equifax hackers, Please delete my student loan balance, my medical bills and change my credit score to 850. Thanks.
   
7. Arguing politics is like trying to convince someone that their baby isn`t cute.
   
8. The only instant messaging I enjoy is with my middle finger.
   
9. Keep your friends close and your fat friends closer, because snacks.
   
10. Well I just finished up some spring cleaning. Holy crap, owning a Slinky can be such a hassle.
    
11. I hate when I get to the office and there isn’t a smoking crater where the building is.
    
12. 3 Things you need to know: Yes I Have. Yes I Can. Yes I will.
    
13. There are sick days, paid holidays, and vacation days. What about "Don`t have any gas to make it to work days"
    
14. I`m the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember: I KNOW HOW TO HIDE A DEAD BODY
    
    
    
    
    
    

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