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1. Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
   
2. I made a p@nis out of Legos. A literal c*ck block.
   
3. Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
   
4. I’d like to see the dollar store get a liquor license.
   
5. thinks the voices in my head are out of beer.
   
6. The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.
   
7. Why do hospitals need to advertise? It`s not like I`m going to go to Home Depot instead.
   
8. It`s not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
   
9. That sounds fried. I`ll take it.
   
10. Wait,,,, What does it mean when my bride uses air quotes during the vows???
    
11. Some days the only thought that stops me from being Dexter...is that I am WAY too pretty to go to prison
    
12. My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves.
    
13. Twerking is the crocs of dancing.
    
14. These bar stools are creaky!! [continues to fart on first date]
    
    
    
    
    
    

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