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1. I`m gonna start a secret porn industry and call it "The Illuminaughty"
   
2. When listening to skinny girls talk about losing weight it`s perfectly reasonable to battle cry then karate chop their tiny stomach`s.
   
3. You know it`s good advice, when your still confused afterwards.
   
4. My Chinese waiter put my food down in front of another white guy who looked nothing like me. I get it now.............Wait, That`s not my waiter!
   
5. I won’t come to your party unless you have an animal I can spend the whole time hanging out with.
   
6. Sweetie, if your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!
   
7. The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
   
8. A party without Vodka is just a meeting.
   
9. Give fat people a break. They have a lot on their plate.
   
10. If you ever hit rock bottom, bring some beer. I`m almost out.
    
11. Can anyone tell me how to become a illegal immigrant, their benefits are undeniably more superior to our own.
    
12. If he remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small boobs
    
13. Pee your name in the snow and you`ll quickly understand why they should teach cursive in our schools.
    
14. Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times. Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic
    
    
    
    
    
    

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