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1. It`s nice to know I`m wanted....even if it`s only by the Police!
   
2. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
   
3. Whatever you do in life, always give 100%…unless you’re donating blood…
   
4. I`m not really much of a plumber, but I have laid some pipe before.
   
5. I ate too much salad over the weekend so I`m going on an Oreo cleanse today.
   
6. Best of luck explaining why you’re still single at Thanksgiving and Charles Manson isn’t.
   
7. The only 2 things that I love and enjoy about being an adult is having sex and drinking alcohol.
   
8. My wife has spent all day arguing that she isn`t stubborn...
   
9. Good morning my friends ... Wait a minute ... What the f*ck am I doing up this early.
   
10. To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon
    
11. Come on Facebook friends. Be honest with me. Does my butt make my pants look fat?
    
12. Christmas is truly a magical time. It`s made all my money disappear!
    
13. I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom’s bedroom. I can’t believe it.. She’s a superhero!
    
14. I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs. For a second, I thought, "Should I help?" Then I thought, "No...6 should be enough."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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