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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. You can tell how a persons life is going by how they press the crosswalk button.
  2. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy sh!t.
  3. Live today like it`s your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn`t.
  4. Had to talk with my son about masturbation today...I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on.
  5. Note to self: don’t set your password reminder as “you should know this”
  6. I`d say 20% of my day is spent trying to convince the dog we`re not about to be murdered by the UPS guy, mailman, squirrels, or the ice dispenser..
  7. People who say they sleep like a baby usually dont have one
  8. Its sad that we live in a world that puts words into the dictionary if enough stupid people use it.
  9. High-five a veteran today.
  10. With my background and genetics, you guys should be happy I am half as normal as I am.
  11. I took a nude photo of myself ... With the light off ... You`re welcome.
  12. That frustrating feeling when the microwave trips the circuit breaker and you have no idea how much longer your lunch needs to be nuked.
  13. The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.
  14. Odd Fact: The names of characters in Inception are: Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito. Note the first letters = DREAMS.




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