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1. I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
   
2. Considering I`m broke, I wonder if she`ll let me be her sugar-free daddy.
   
3. Things I`ve learned: There`s no cool way to chase after a bouncing ping-pong ball.
   
4. My Chinese waiter put my food down in front of another white guy who looked nothing like me. I get it now.............Wait, That`s not my waiter!
   
5. so, on a scale of one is to seven, which letter of the alphebet is your favourite colour?
   
6. Cats have been named the #1 pet held hostage by lonely women.
   
7. If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I`ll be out sick.
   
8. I still dunno why they say cats have 9 lives. My cat only eats & sleeps all day long. It has no life at all!
   
9. Pretending I`m a pleasent person all day is exhausting.
   
10. Trust me , as you get to know me , i just get weirder.
    
11. Relatives comin` ~ hide all awesome stuff!
    
12. If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazines for the articles?
    
13. I wish the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial would ride his motorcycle through my town.
    
14. I don`t hate you, but I hope you fall in love and get married.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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