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1. Ever had sex while camping!? It`s intents!
   
2. Have you ever seen the look on a mans face when he is truly sorry? Yeah, me either!
   
3. Hi can you fill this prescription please? Sir this is just a post-it note with `give me the good stuff` written on it.
   
4. What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
   
5. How do you get to be that guy who waves the chopsticks at the the orchestra? I feel like I could do that.
   
6. We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like: “Well I’m bored, let’s go brush our teeth.”
   
7. You know it`s gonna be a sh!tty day when you put your bra on backwords and it fits better.
   
8. One of my female friend is reading a book called "Learn to drive in a week" for the last 3 years.
   
9. Half of my day is just me screaming profanities at an electronic device.
   
10. I don`t use my cell phone in the car... I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.
    
11. Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
    
12. When my girlfriend texted me "I`m enjoying 5 guys in bed" I was quite surprised to arrive and find no hamburgers
    
13. Last night I got so drunk I blacked out for two hours, but then I realized I’d just put my hoodie on backwards
    
14. Every Girls Night Out has at least one crier.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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