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1. finally got my certification in the mail, I`m officially insane.
   
2. There is no such thing as bad luck, there is good luck and life!
   
3. When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found.
   
4. I`m an optimist. I didn`t lose a sock in the dryer. I found an extra one!
   
5. I removed my windshield wipers and now I don`t get parking tickets. Suck it meter maids!
   
6. I put my phone on Airplane Mode and now I can`t find it...
   
7. There has to be an online course that I can take to get over my internet addiction.
   
8. I can update Facebook from anywhere. Even when crossing the stre
   
9. My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately
   
10. Everything I need to know in life I learned in kindergarten... if you poop your pants they let you go home.
    
11. An egg salad is really just a chicken salad that is really underdone.
    
12. Today I recently discovered how to make my p@nis 12"...I just fold that b!tch in half.
    
13. WARNING: Every single thing I post from here on in, is alcohol induced.
    
14. Honk if you wanna see the finger
    
    
    
    
    
    

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