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1. Ziploc`s idea of how big a sandwich should be is very different than mine.
   
2. Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like Facebook in real life.
   
3. Been waiting at the pub for my wife to pick me up for hours now. How long does it take to have a baby, for Christs sake.
   
4. It`s called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
   
5. I always advise people never to give advice.
   
6. went to vegas: put a coin in the machine and a prize came out, put another coin and another prize came out...problem is i don`t know what to do with all these empty cans now.
   
7. The most important part of being on a gluten free diet is telling everyone about it.
   
8. I`m not sure how to say this but ... Worcestershire sauce
   
9. The Four Seasons, by Facebook: Spring: LOOK FLOWERS! Summer: LOOK AT MY DASHBOARD TEMP! Fall: LOOK LEAVES! Winter: MORE DASHBOARD PICS!
   
10. Time travel means never having to say you`re sorry...
    
11. Life Insurance: Let me get this right. I pay you until I die, then someone ELSE gets the money?
    
12. Pretty busy today. Was only able to check my phone 1400 times.
    
13. pharmacy was out of my BP meds...so i bought a baseball bat instead..that works much faster
    
14. "My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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