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1. Meanwhile, Somewhere farther down on your timeline, your aunt just posted the "Footprints" poem on your wall again.
   
2. I`m not upset because it`s Monday, I`m upset because I have to wear pants
   
3. when my swear jar gets full I`m going to use the money to buy a f*cking puppy
   
4. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee!
   
5. If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them.
   
6. The only way I want to see your ultrasound picture is if you`re having a velociraptor.
   
7. One thing I think the world can agree upon… Any day when you can stay in pajamas the whole time is a good day.
   
8. I`ve found that the things I`m most interested in aren`t really in my best interest.
   
9. Teacher: Why are you late!? Me: There was a man who lost a $100 bill..Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it? Me: No, I was standing on it until he f*cked off.
   
10. I could write an entire book on excuses,,, but I have to pick my grandma up at the airport.
    
11. Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
    
12. Can`t we all just hit a bong?
    
13. If I was rich, I´d do nothing all day from a much nicer recliner.
    
14. I`m broker than the Tooth Fairy in a house full of Meth addicts.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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