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1. The face jewelry is getting out of hand. I saw a guy today that looked like he had done a face plant in a tackle box.
   
2. Playing Frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to just running after a Frisbee.
   
3. After listening to what some people have to say, I am rethinking the importance this whole freedom of speech thing.
   
4. Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades........... Wait till summer... Enjoy!
   
5. I bought one of the "Books for Dummies" for 50% off, but I needed help to figure out what the price was.
   
6. "Why haven`t you been answering my pigeons?" - 17th century sext
   
7. If you rearrange the letters of "postmen" they get really pissed off.
   
8. Thought for the day : Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
   
9. i make the other half of the Oreo watch.
   
10. Went to a nudest camp once and all I could think was.. these are the people you see dressed in Wal-Mart that you don`t want to see naked.
    
11. I`d like to thank my exs for encouraging me to learn about cars. Like how to cut the break lines, hoses, or discreetly slash a tire.
    
12. A procrastinator’s work is never done.
    
13. I have the means to do anything that I want on my day off from work which means that I dont want to do anything on my day off from work.
    
14. When your Dr. says "I`ll need to Google that"..... it`s time to change Doctors
    
    
    
    
    
    

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