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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. I find you`re total lack of ambition is inspiring.
  2. You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
  3. Someone asked who sang Johnny B Goode, and I said Marty McFly because I`m not an idiot and I know how time travel works.
  4. This girl says she wants me to butter her muffin.. I don’t even know what that means but now I’m hungry.
  5. Someone said to me earlier, "Your face looks very familiar". I said, "I know, I`ve had it a long time."
  6. My favorite iOS7 feature is how it distracts me from the fact that I`m wasting my life poking a glass screen.
  7. Why haven’t we just found someone ballsy enough to dress up as Mrs Bigfoot and catch him already?
  8. The zoo basically has two modes. 1. Lazy sleepy animals. 2. Hard core porn
  9. Facebook made billions by saying “Hey, remember that kid you haven’t seen since the third grade? He’s a parent who hates Obama now.”
  10. No, no, no, you don`t have to engage in a long explanation of why you`re single. We`ve spent five minutes together, I think I`ve got it.
  11. Nobody tell my husband that "year round periods" aren`t a thing.
  12. My “I hate you” face must look a lot like my “I’m loving this conversation” face.
  13. My new diet is not buying things at the store that make the cashier say wow someone`s having a party
  14. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She`s 97 today and we don`t know where the hell she is.




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