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1. You feel naked without your phone, I feel naked without my clothes.
   
2. They don`t make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery.
   
3. You can look at some people and instantly know they’re only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.
   
4. Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding… that the other person is a complete idiot!
   
5. Work like you don`t have proof of citizenship, Love like you were on a reality TV show, and dance like you were being thrown 100 dollar bills at
   
6. How did Mexico keep enough people from crossing the border to field a full soccer team?
   
7. I got a lot more sleep back when phones were only used for calling people.
   
8. Not to brag, but I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
   
9. Do people with cats not know about dogs?
   
10. Why is it called mooning when you`re actually showing uranus?
    
11. Hi there beautiful, can I drive you to drink?
    
12. Life is hard ... It`s harder if you`re stupid.
    
13. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
    
14. Wife really liked the "sex anytime, anywhere" coupon I gave her. Probably should have specified "with me"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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