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1. I shouldn`t have to work. People should just pay me for being awesome.
   
2. I watched Americas Got Talent for 15 minutes and I beg to differ.
   
3. If you really want to get laid tonight, put on your oldest or most ridiculous underwear. It works every single time.
   
4. I love nostalgia. Not sure what it means, but it reminds me of magical words from my childhood.
   
5. If your pillow fort hasn’t got an armory filled with Nerf guns, then you’re not really taking pillow forting as seriously as you should be.
   
6. Let’s all take a moment and be thankful spiders can’t fly.
   
7. Just bought me a medical alert bracelet that says... "probably just sh!tfaced"
   
8. My greatest fear is that PMS is fake and this is my real personality.
   
9. My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker.
   
10. Using Romeo & Juliet to express how in love you are is like using Hamlet to show how close and well adjusted your family life is.
    
11. My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies
    
12. Got a new Juicer. Going to Juice all these delicious organic vegetables I got ... then add Vodka ... Don`t judge...
    
13. What if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside
    
14. You know that button in the elevator with the fireman´s hat on it... turns out that is not the button you press to get a fireman´s hat.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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