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1. Never look back. That’s where all the monsters are.
   
2. How could a man who is covered in tattoos be afraid of commitment?
   
3. To trick people into thinking I understand things at a museum I stand in front of every painting and silently count to twenty.
   
4. If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never aging is wearing the same clothes every day.
   
5. It`s really quite simple ... I do what I want! ... The End.
   
6. All this time I thought Bi-Polar was a big white bear with no sexual preference.
   
7. My favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. I`m just glad to be involved.
   
8. The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
   
9. The older I get the more use I have for the phrase "bite me."
   
10. The only sit up I do is the one I use to get out of bed.
    
11. I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “haha good one” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
    
12. Smile. It makes people wonder what you´re up to.
    
13. That awkward moment when you type your password where you should`ve typed your email, and your friend`s standing right there -___-
    
14. I’ve thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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