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Tuesday January 21, 2025


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  1. Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
  2. I started to question my sanity this morning, It told me to "Shut up and chew through the straps....). I was free by noon......Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
  3. My friends are the type of friends that if my house was on fire, they would be over here with marshmallows and hitting on the hot fireman!
  4. I recently took up meditation. It beats sitting around doing nothing.
  5. My parents say its their house, but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too.
  6. Such a satisfying feeling when “the one that got away” turns into “dodged that bullet”
  7. Random Thought: How do bats hang upside down without crapping on themselves?
  8. Well, it`s about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work.
  9. I`ve been catfishing my best friend for the last 3 weeks. He`s gunna pay me that $50 he owes me or I`m showing these emails to his wife.
  10. The most frustrating thing I`ve ever tried to do was throw away a trash can.
  11. I think it`s about time Taylor Swift wrote a song called "Maybe I`m the Problem"
  12. mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that
  13. Guys, freedom of speech doesn`t mean you can spell things any way you want to.
  14. I wouldn`t do much for a Klondike Bar; I would however get naked for beer.




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