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1. I would like to wish all of the groundhogs a very safe and happy Groundhogs Day.
   
2. I bet my road rage would be taken more seriously if I spoke German
   
3. Happy President`s day all. Heading out to buy a new mattress.
   
4. just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream
   
5. I’m pretty busy today, so if you could just go ahead and offend yourself for me that would be great. Thanks!
   
6. Sometimes I feel moderately intelligent. Other times I have to sing the "ABCs" in my head to remember which letter comes next.
   
7. If these people don’t start giving better advice, I’m no longer going to allow them in my head.
   
8. How come phones only get lost when they are on silent?
   
9. Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.
   
10. If I had three wishes, I`d use one for boobs. Because I`m pretty sure I could get everything else that I wanted if I had boobs.
    
11. Working in retail has taught me that the customer is always right. At least while they`re in earshot...
    
12. If I was gonna make a bomb, I`d use the same color wire for the whole thing.
    
13. Maybe I`m not stalking you, maybe I just like your schedule
    
14. The 4 stages of a relationship: 1. I like you 2. I love you 3. I hate you 4. Arson
    
    
    
    
    
    

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