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Tuesday January 21, 2025


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  1. According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
  2. According to my neighbor’s journal, I have boundary issues.
  3. Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life.
  4. I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
  5. Watching movies alone sucks. There´s no one to ask, "What did he just say? Who is that guy?"
  6. No pants are the best pants.
  7. Imagine being naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. That is the life of a dog.
  8. He won`t let me complain to the neighbors, so I renamed the WiFi to `SHUT YOUR DOG UP, D!CKS`
  9. I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal.
  10. Whatever doesn’t kill me makes me all like, “Whoa! That was close!”
  11. They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken.
  12. I consider "Not Dishwasher Safe" to be more of a challenge than a warning.
  13. Roses are cars, violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Eyeballs.
  14. I was really pissed at my girlfriend for not calling me all day. Then I remembered she`s imaginary. So I`m good.




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