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1. That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you’re moving.
   
2. I want someone to look at me the way I look at the waiter when he brings my meal.
   
3. Hurricane preparedness tip: 1. Buy several kegs of beer 2. Drink beer 3. Wait for flooding 4. Drop kegs in water 5. Float to safety....
   
4. Saw a chameleon today. So I guess it`s safe to say it was a pretty sh!tty chameleon.
   
5. If it wasn’t for caffeine I wouldn’t be a functioning member of society.
   
6. whoever snuck the `s` in fast food is a clever person
   
7. It`s funny how you think it`s your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep.
   
8. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don`t come into work.
   
9. Donald Trump`s hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting.
   
10. Once you have to start paying a babysitter every time you go out, you realize most friendships aren`t worth it.
    
11. Do you think we like to sing in the shower because we all love a good soap opera?
    
12. According to serving sizes tonight, I`m a family of 4.
    
13. Optimistic people want to hear the bad news first, while pessimists ask for the good. Realists just start drinking.
    
14. I just hope people who say "Jesus is my co-pilot" realize he`s a 1st century carpenter with no time in a flight simulator.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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