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1. Alcohol won’t solve your problems, but neither does milk or orange juice.
   
2. I’ve robbed banks before and they’re never getting their pens back.
   
3. Christmas is just like any other day in the workplace, you work your butt off and the fat guy with a suit gets all the credit.
   
4. Birthday sex is just like regular sex but you are dissapointed that more people didn`t come.
   
5. If you think your wife has a great sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes. Not the best idea a man ever had ;)
   
6. I just became a professional Counterfeiter, I even have the certificates to prove it.
   
7. Matt Damon is set to play an all-action version of Jesus in his new Easter based Biblical film, "Bourne Again Christian".
   
8. Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don`t apply the brakes
   
9. Why do people with bad breath always have to tell me secrets???
   
10. Government Shutdown: Day Three Jellystone Park still closed. Still no pic-a-nic baskets. Yogi stares at Boo-Boo... Boo-Boo looks tasty.
    
11. You know you are getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
    
12. is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
    
13. I hate it when I mentally undressing someone and my OCD kicks in and I start folding their clothes.
    
14. Today I´m going to entertain the kids with a game of duct, duct, tape.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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