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1. Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
   
2. Always look for the girl with the ponytail holder on her wrist.
   
3. The one good thing about an egotist. They don`t talk about other people.
   
4. After 20 yrs of marriage, my best move is to clean something unexpectedly.
   
5. The only thing creepier than seeing a guy in a Speedo is seeing a guy in a Speedo staring back at you
   
6. I hate when I`m wearing my apple bottoms jeans and I can`t find boots with the fur.
   
7. Karma’s only a bitch if you are.
   
8. If I get an e-mail from you that says "Sent from my Blackberry" at the bottom, please understand that I`m not going to respond. I can only assume that you sent it in 2006.
   
9. I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.
   
10. Fact: Pornos aren`t based on actual events.
    
11. My parents weren`t exercising all of those nights.
    
12. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
    
13. Any way you can speed this up, officer? I`m obviously in a hurry.
    
14. 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance – My stages of getting ready for work
    
    
    
    
    
    

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