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1. I’m trusting a whole lot of people not to randomly murder me throughout the day.
   
2. The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
   
3. Stretch marks? You mean sick a$$ lightning tattoos.
   
4. Note to self... next time my wife asks what`s on tv, don`t say dust
   
5. I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn`t affect the price of Vodka!
   
6. How many selfies does it take to get to the center of attention?
   
7. Are you always this stupid? or are you just making special effort today...
   
8. Whenever I try cleaning my room I either end up making a bigger mess, or just playing with the stuff I thought I lost.
   
9. I like to flush the toilet a few times when I`m on the phone with someone who calls me so they know not to do that again
   
10. It`s that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids.
    
11. Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
    
12. I`ve accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble pieces.........My next poop could spell trouble.
    
13. I got a new high score today ... Sadly, it was on my bathroom scale
    
14. Adulthood is basically sadness and paying bills.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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