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1. I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet ... I get hungry.
   
2. What idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles?
   
3. Lazy fact #128540162, You were too lazy to read that number.
   
4. All I ask is to one day live in a house with secret passages.
   
5. "I didn`t get your text" is the new "my dog ate my homework"
   
6. Don’t trust people that dislike pizza. They’re probably not human.
   
7. Nothing says God is forgiving like hell.
   
8. Getting back with your ex is pretty much the same as taking a shower, getting out, and putting back on the same old dirty underwear.
   
9. I`d kill for a microwave that plays Europe`s “The Final Countdown” during the last 30 seconds.
   
10. Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.
    
11. I don`t need an excuse to drink, but thank you for giving me one.
    
12. Some people are just pure evil...I should know because I`m one of them.
    
13. No thank you, I don`t need a coaster. I won`t be putting my drink down.
    
14. I`m the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened days ago.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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