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Tuesday January 21, 2025


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  1. I just passed the local college and saw 3 very fit young ladies with very tight yoga pants walking to class...I have never been so motivated to return to college.
  2. If my "friends" post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible.
  3. Instead of calling in sick, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today.
  4. Drinking coffee in the afternoon is like eating the mushroom that makes you big in Super Mario.
  5. The speed in which a woman says “nothing” when asked “what’s wrong” is inversely proportional to the severity of the sh!tstorm that’s coming.
  6. You`re not laughing out loud. You know it and I know it
  7. The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.
  8. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I`m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  9. The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30.
  10. Is it sexual harasment to say ho ho ho to a female coworker?
  11. With great power comes a great electricity bill.
  12. I`ve just finished doing my hair, want to come over and mess it all up?
  13. I just got pulled over by the US Border Patrol. The agent comes up to my window and says, "Papers?" I said, "Scizzors!! I win!!!." And drove off. Apparently the US Border Patrol didn`t think Paper beat Scizzors. Sore Losers!!
  14. Clearly if you have to blame yourself, you`re not hanging out with enough people.




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