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1. Just dropped part of a cookie into my printer, so I hit "copy"
   
2. It`s okay, Web MD. I don`t really know what`s wrong with me either.
   
3. My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full.
   
4. Lazy Fact #69302246777573 - You were too lazy to read that number.
   
5. If u cant live without me, why aren`t you dead yet.
   
6. I´m on a whisky diet. I´ve lost three days already!
   
7. I spend the first half of work fantasizing about all the different places I could go for lunch.
   
8. You can´t trust dogs to watch your food.
   
9. If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don`t hit me again officer...
   
10. We should start seeing Valentine`s Day crap in the stores any minute now.
    
11. Telling me to calm down is the easiest way to get me to tell you to go f*ck yourself.
    
12. If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
    
13. Vodka isn`t the answer... but it makes you forget the question :P
    
14. There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. And the good news is, that`s pretty much everything.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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